mary-coool-naruto

(contains slight sexual themes.) Poke, poke. "Ugh, stop!" you mumble with your head in the pillow. Poke, poke. "Amaimon! I told you to stop!" you now yell at him, turning upright on your back, looking up at him. "You would be late if it weren't for me." he says with no trace of amusement. "Well your nails," you cough, "I mean claws, hurt me you slow-poke." "Oh, well in that case, I'm sorry." "Like hell you are." "Brother's waiting." "Does it look like I care, Amaimon?" "No it doesn't, (Y/N)." "Then let's just stay here." "But Brother.." "I don't care about him right now." "..He'll come here, looking for us." "Not if he can't g

       Impossible challenges were your guilty pleasure, and Xan just gave you a hell of a challenge. Make the Surgeon of Death laugh before he and the Strawhats left Punk Hazard. There was an additional challenge, Vice Admiral Smoker, your commander. Xan was positive you would decline, until he saw your lips pull up in that familiar smile.       "You're gonna do it?" He breathes. You grin.       "A hundred Beri, and you're treating me to sushi if I win," You tell him.       "You're on," He rumbles. You touch knuckles with him before starting for the young warlord. This was going to be the hardest challenge you've ever had. The warlord f